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RomaniaxReader: Poster PranksWARNING: NOT FOR TWLIGHT LOVERS!
Grinning almost evilly you stepped back to admire your work. A thick black mustache on the upper lip. And to add to the stupidity of the picture; buck teeth, a mole on the chin, and a black out eye. All new additions to the latest poster of Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging outside the book store’s window in the mall.
“Much better,” you said pocketing the black marker.
A loud screech came from behind you. You turned around to find a hoard of girls with black t-shirts reading ‘TEAM EDWARD’.
“Crap,” you said and ran for your life. Close behind you&
[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.
“_____? You there?”
She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”
He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”
They ended the call and she finishe
Father!AmericaxLittle!Daughter!Reader Father's DayYou were upstairs in your room, drawing a picture for your father. It was Father's day, and since you were only five, you had to draw him a picture. It was a picture of you and him, and it said 'I love you Daddy!' on it. You really hoped he would like it! You walked out of your room, and looked both ways and when you didn't see your father you walked to his office. You peeked inside of it, and he wasn't in it. You walked in, opening his desk and grabbing an envelope and you stuffed the piece of paper inside of it. You licked it, then closed it. You climbed into his chair and grabbed one of his pens and wrote his name on it, then jumped out of
Payback's a b*tch... || America x Reader
"_____, where are ya?!" Alfred shouted, turning his head in many directions trying to find you. From behind the tree, where you were hiding, he looked like he just saw a ghost! If only you had your phone…
Oh wait, that's Alfred's fault…
"Hey Alfred, give it back!" You shouted at your loud mouthed friend, who was currently laughing at you. He stole your phone from you and he wouldn't give it back only because you took a picture of him in the movies, his face was priceless!
You were currently jumping for your phone, it had private things on it that you didn't want ANYONE to know about, so now you know why you're
Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader Happy birthday!All of the boys were playing in the living room. Well, except for Emil. He was taking a nap. You walked into it, smiling.
"Boys, I need your help. Today is little Emil's birthday and I need you guys to help me make him a cake. I've already bought some presents, and I want Mathias and Tino to wrap them. Berwald, Lukas, you two have to help me make the cake."
"Okay (Name)! Me and Tino will wrap the gifts!" Mathias smiled.
"They are in my room on my bed. I already have wrapping paper and safety scissors in there. Oh, and tape too!"
Mathias nodded, and ran to your room, dragging Tino with him.
Lukas and Berwald followed you to the kitchen an
PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)
Today was finally the day Gilbert was finally going to come home! But this welcome home won't be so 'welcoming'. You were going to prank your boyfriend Gilbert!
You pulled out your video camera and faced it towards you clicking the play button.
"Ok so Gilbert has been gone for a few days over in Germany to visit his brother. And I've been home alone, so I thought of a good Prank to play on Gil where I'm cheating in him on with" you begin into the camera as you pull out a Manican head with fake facial hair on it. "So I'm going to put the head on the pillow and use other pillows as a body. And today I went to the mall and bought a new guys outfit!" You smirked into the camera as you set up the fake body of pillows under the sheets.
You walk down stairs to show the outfit. It was black skinny jeans, and random pair of boxers, with a black hoodie and grey sneakers.
You set the grey sneakers at the front door to
GermanyxMale!Reader I wasn't called for this. OSGermanyxMale!Reader. I wasn't called for this Oneshot (free to males, not much of a yaoi)
Summer break started leaving schools empty, children spending more bonding time with parents (some more than what they like), and leaving teenagers do… whatever teenagers did. As in (male name)’s case, he deiced to reach the world record of hibernating in the summer. Oh yeah you can laugh but he has already supplied himself with snacks and mental preparation. The first day had gone off with a nice start only waking up 3 times to eat something and take a piss. The process repeated till the third day when his parents came to his room to see
PKMNTrainer!HetaliaxPKMNTrainer!ReaderPokemon Trainer!HetaliaxPokemon Trainer!Reader
The Song of Jigglypuff
“Face it, Italy! We’re lost!”
You never imagined your journey to becoming a Pokemon Master to involve getting lost in a forest. Sadly, here you and your friends were… lost in a forest. Specifically, the Viridian Forest. You had just recently gotten your seventh badge and were traveling back to Viridian City for your eighth. You were traveling in a group of 6, counting you. With you was a total of 2 other trainers, Prussia and Romano, and 3 gym leaders, Italy, Germany, and Japan.
“We’re not lost!” Italy was the one holding
Zombies..? || Hetalia x Reader
“For the last time, I am NOT going to play ‘The Walking Dead’ with you, Alfred!”
“Awwwh~! But c’mon _____! It’ll be fun! There’s loads of zombies that you’ll be able to wipe out!”
“That’s exactly why I don’t wanna play! I hate zombies!”
Judging by the look on your face, you weren’t joking. But, to Alfred, it seemed as if the look of ‘hate’ was actually presented by the look of fear…
Alfred blinked twice, the look of pure shock present on his features. You were scared of zombies? Wow, and you were supposed to be the bravest one
Germany X Reader AccentsYou were in your friend, Ludwig's home. You were lying in a comfortable position on his couch, and he was next to you, reading. Boring~
"Hey...Ludwig...." You mumbled as you stared towards your currently boring friend. He glanced up from his book.
"Vhat...?" You let out an unheard giggle from the sound his accent.
"Make me a sammich." He closed his book, knowing you wanted attention.
"...you mean a sandvich...right?" You shot up from your comfortable spot.
"Did you just cuss?!" He raised an eyebrow. "You just....said....b-b...bitc-!!"
"I DID NOT!" You laughed. You knew Ludwig was strictly against cussing and...oh wow!
"You did, you did
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt. 1
Russia X Reader
The worst part about high school is: the people are complete jerks, for the most part. If there isn’t a single person that you don’t hate or dislike, then I applaud you and also question your sanity. That’s exactly the way you used to be…until you got to your junior year in good old high school. That was when you snapped. People began to disgust you that much.
The worst part about it is…you miss the way you used to see situations—in an optimistic, positive way. Now all you see is negative and your expectations of people is way too high. And that’s wha
Nordekz(3)xReedur- SUP, YOH?! [CRACK]U wer wacheeng SpawngBawb, den al ov eh sadan...
IT WUZ AISELEND, FENLEND, AND NORWEIH. Fenlend wuz dresd up az eh geingstur and he wuz in eh swegtastik pouz. Aiselend wuz dresd up az Tinkur bel. He wuz doin Tinkur bel's signachur pouz...wel kind ov. Norweih wuz dresd up as Ciel in wundrlend. Aldoh, dat kawstoom wuz a bit to smal awn hem. Dey wer al in eh groop, doin eh pouz. U wer konfyoosed of wut wuz goin awn, baht u dedn't maind sense 3 secksi az ffff Nordekz were en dos kawstooms. U almoust sturted to nosebleed wen u saw Aiselend en dat Tinkur bel kawstoom.
"YOH WUT'S UP, _____?!?" Fenlend askd u.
U dednt noh hao to anser dat.
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*
“Hello? Is this thing on?”
“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.
“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare. He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”
“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.
Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt.2
A flush of embarrassment reddens your face. This is going to be incredibly awkward…especially after what happened in your last class. You gulp before slowly walking over to your seat, trying with all your might not to make eye contact with Ivan. You were doing just fine…that is, until Ivan made eye contact with you. You felt his eyes penetrate yours, and a whole new shade of red flushed your face. You quickly sat down and pretended to be interested in another corner of room. At least the two of you weren’t the only ones in the room by now.
“You were in my last class, da?” You jump a little when you h
Papa Sweden x Child ReaderPapa Sweden x Child Reader
You were running around the house giggling and looking for a hiding place, you ran up the stairs and ran toward your parents room you looked around and ran into the closet hiding in a small corner, as the 5 year old you were you could fit anywhere. You were still giggling to yourself when you heard the door open, you covered your mouth to try and muffle your giggles ¨Where could little _______ be?¨ you heard your papas voice still muffling your giggles when the closet door flew open ¨Here she is!¨ your papa said when he saw you, you let out a small yell and ran past him leaving the room, your papa f
UnbreakableYou compare me to glass,
But you are wrong.
Glass is breakable,
I am not.
Maybe steel would be a better comparison,
But that is still breakable.
No matter what you say,
I stick with my views.
No matter what you do,
I stay faithful.
And when you have perished,
I will continue to strive,
As I am UNBREAKABLE.
Well you are...
I wanna be angryI wanna be angry,
But what can I say?
You light up my world like the sun,
On a hot summers day.
I wanna be angry
But I am delayed,
By your love and your passion,
With your sweet serenade.
I wanna be angry,
But this time I'm late.
You calmed me, you loved me.
Oh my heart did inflate.
I wanna be angry,
but What can I say?
You're everything, my life,
Don't leave, come what may.
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